I was working under the presumption that Ronaldo was uncut but the picture above I swear I can see the makings of a mushroom head. Maybe it was slipping out or something. The first picture however, you can clearly see his whole freaking penis!

More bulges from the one and only Rafael Nadal. Here is is bulging on a recent holiday!

ROOOOONADLOOOO! Here he shows off the magic stick he used to knock some broad up and have an illegitimate child. I’d be his baby’s mama if it means he has sex with me!