The Daily Bulge

Jake Pavelka has been in the news lately with hints at homosexuality (maybe him and Tom Hardy are the one’s getting it on) and in the above picture he obviously wanted to show us he’s been working on his beautifully tan abs. But I can also see what I swear appears to be the beginning of a wee… If you have any bulges of Jake’s please send them to celebvpl@gmail.com Thanks!

I was working under the presumption that Ronaldo was uncut but the picture above I swear I can see the makings of a mushroom head. Maybe it was slipping out or something. The first picture however, you can clearly see his whole freaking penis!

I’m trying to keep the past two posts in the family - Nick Carter to Aaron Carter his younger brother. There’s obviously something going on in his pants in this picture…

This is definitely a classic shot of musician John Mayer playing his guitar at a concert in what appears to be a pair of cargo pants with what also appears to be one of the most obvious bulges in the history of obvious bulges! Go John Mayer!

The Backstreet Boys’ very own Nick Carter must have the giantest penis of them all. I know I just made up the word giantest but that’s because that’s how big it really must be. Here are two images from concerts in which he’s made it a POINT to show off just how big his bulge is. Now I’m waiting for a sextape so if one of you females out there want to get on that! LITERALLY.

Back before taxes on tanning were implements - Bon Jovi had no hesitation to hop in a tanning booth with nothing but his briefs on - and boy am I glad someone was there to capture it on film! Here is an awesome photograph (although no mushroom head is visible) on Bon Jovi in his underwear!

Kellan Lutz must surely know he packs quite the cockaroni! Every time he walks his dogs he makes sure to a) not wear underwear and b) make sure his penis head is as visible as possible. These images surely leave nothing much to the imagination in regards to the cut penis under those mesh-shorts! However famous Kellan Lutz gets lets hope and pray he doesn’t bother hiring a dog walker!

Everyone’s favorite white rapper can be seen showing off his penis bulge in this lovely pair of grey sweatpants… I’m really hoping he’s free-balling it under there, at least with no underwear!

I don’t want to be anything other than a bulge watcher’s watchman! I swear on my first born’s life that I can see Gavin DeGraw’s penis head in the above picture. Oh joy!

Orlando Bloom’s the kinda guy that seems to always keep his bulge hidden from sight. Not sure if it’s by choice or not. Here’s the first good look we’ve gotten at his bulge. Either that or it’s just his jeans bunching up in the front. You decide!